😼 You're On My To-Do List Cat T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Tee

Murderous Kitty Vibes with Dark Humor Edge

One-eyed black cat holding a bloody knife? Check. Cheeky "You're On My To-Do List" text? Double check. This bold cartoon design blends cute and creepy into the ultimate sarcastic statement piece. Perfect for cat lovers with a twisted sense of humor who aren't afraid to make people laugh… nervously.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-catching comic book style illustration with distressed text
• High-quality DTG printing that lasts wash after wash
• Premium soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – great for anyone who loves dark humor and cats

🎁 Perfect For:

• Cat moms, introverts & sarcasm enthusiasts
• Halloween, funny gifts, or everyday edgy style
• Friends who appreciate dark humor and killer one-liners

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause double-takes, nervous laughter, and sudden to-do list paranoia.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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