You Must Be New Here Funny Toilet Paper T-Shirt

😏 You Must Be New Here T-Shirt – Funny Toilet Paper Humor Tee

The Bathroom Veteran vs. The Newbie

The full roll has seen it all. The empty tube just arrived. This You Must Be New Here design captures that classic “who just got used?” moment with two cartoon toilet paper characters and a perfectly deadpan greeting. Bold, high-contrast, and guaranteed to make people look twice in the bathroom.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Sharp bathroom humor that everyone instantly gets
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – works for anyone who appreciates a good toilet pun

🎁 Perfect For:

• Bathroom humor fans and pun lovers
• Gag gifts, housewarmings, or “new place” presents
• Anyone who leaves the last square for the next person

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause extra bathroom visits, unexplained laughter, or guests asking “is this about me?”

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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