Stop Thinking Start Drinking Frankenstein Tee

😏 Stop Thinking Start Drinking Tee

Open the hatch. Pour the solution.

The Stop Thinking Start Drinking design is pure pub logic: a hinged Frankenstein-style skull, bolts and stitches still on, with a cold beer tipping straight into the brain cavity. It’s the antidote to spiral-thinking energy — bold, slightly unhinged, and very clear about priorities. Wear it when the group chat is overanalysing and somebody needs to order another round.

💡 Why You'll Love It

• Soft cotton unisex fit built for long nights and longer weekends
• DTG print keeps the skull, hinges, and beer pour solid and opaque
• Horror-meets-humour graphic that stands out without needing a caption lecture
• That “I have decided” energy in one chest graphic

🎁 Perfect For

• Pub crawls, house parties, and post-exam celebrations
• Friends who overthink every life decision until the first pint
• Anyone who treats beer as a soft reboot for the brain

🧼 Shirt Care

• Machine washable on a cool or warm cycle
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: does not replace therapy. Does replace overthinking for approximately one lager.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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