If It Has Tits or Tires T-Shirt - Mechanic Skull Tee

😎 If It Has Tits or Tires T-Shirt – Mechanic Skull Tee

Crude Garage Humor Meets Biker Edge

Grinning skull in backwards cap and shades, crossed wrenches, and gears. This bold design delivers the ultimate cheeky mechanic motto: If It Has Tits or Tires I Can Make It Squeal. Perfect for gearheads, bikers, and anyone who loves dirty garage humor that turns heads.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• High-impact distressed skull graphic with crossed tools and gears
• Printed with premium DTG technology for lasting vibrancy
• Soft, breathable 100% cotton for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – great for mechanics, bikers, and gearheads

🎁 Perfect For:

• Car enthusiasts, mechanics & motorcycle riders
• Bachelor parties, garage hangs & tool-themed gifts
• Anyone who appreciates crude, conversation-starting humor

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause laughter, eyebrow raises, and sudden offers of tools.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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