I Have Stability Chick Funny Tee

😏 I Have Stability Tee

Emotional stability. Stab-ility. Same letters.

Meet the yellow chick that looks like a sticker and thinks like a plot twist. I have stability arches overhead; the banner clarifies the fine print: Ability to stab, hearts and all. Cute-meets-chaos energy for anyone whose calm is slightly armed. Floating chest graphic, soft cotton, zero therapy jargon required.

• Why You'll Love It
• The pun lands every time someone reads the banner
• Direct-to-garment detail on eyes, blade, and sparkles
• Soft cotton that keeps the kawaii threat comfortable
• Unisex fit for certified “stable” legends

• Perfect For
• Dark humour fans who still love pink hearts
• Gifts for friends with “I’m fine” energy
• Anyone who spells stability with a knife emoji

• Shirt Care
• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron on the print

Warning: emotional support chick may be sharper than expected.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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