😈 I Choose Violence Duck T-Shirt – Funny Violent Rubber Duck Tee

Cute Duck Meets Dark Humor in This Savage Design

Don't let the adorable yellow duck fool you. This feisty little guy is all in with a knife, sharp teeth, and skulls, proudly declaring I Choose Violence. A hilarious mix of cute cartoon style and edgy attitude, perfect for those who love their humor with a side of chaos.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold circular distressed badge design with comic-style pop art vibes
• High-quality DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting colors
• Premium soft cotton fabric that's comfy for everyday wear
• Unisex fit – ideal for anyone who embraces their inner chaos gremlin

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fans of dark humor and sarcastic animal designs
• Grumpy duck lovers and "honey badger don't care" energy
• Office pranks, birthday gifts, or just repelling small talk

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, side-eye from normies, and sudden urges to choose violence.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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