Toilet Clogging Champion Funny Tee

😏 Toilet Clogging Champion Tee

Officially unofficial bathroom glory.

Some people win medals. You win Toilet Clogging Champion — the vintage cracked-paint badge for anyone whose plumbing has seen things. Toilet seat up, plunger at the ready, navy-and-cream distress that looks like it survived every flat share since 1998. Wear it like a trophy you absolutely earned.

• Why You'll Love It
• Ironic championship energy for the household hero (or villain)
• Direct-to-garment print that stays sharp wash after wash
• Soft cotton that feels like a win even when the U-bend doesn't
• Unisex fit — flattering on champions of every height

• Perfect For
• Housewarming gifts with a wink
• Plumbers, flatmates, and bathroom humour fans
• Anyone who has shouted “flush twice” and meant it

• Shirt Care
• Machine washable — cold or 30°C
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron on the print

Warning: may encourage competitive flushing.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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