The Spitters Are Quitters design is a smug llama with shades parked on its head, mid-spit, caption locked in place. It’s playground taunt energy dressed as animal attitude — loud, silly, and oddly motivational if your life motto is “finish what you started.” Wear it when you want strangers to smile before they’ve even read the punchline.
💡 Why You'll Love It
Soft cotton that survives festival days and lazy Sundays
DTG print keeps the llama, spit arc, and bold type solid
Unisex fit for animal-pun people and chaotic good energy
Big readable joke that works as a floating chest graphic
Gifts for friends who communicate primarily through memes
🧼 Shirt Care
Machine washable on a cool or warm cycle
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: may encourage competitive spitball energy. Keep it metaphorical.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Product measurements
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HOW TO MEASURE
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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