😏 Sarcasm Periodic Table T-Shirt – Funny Science Humor Tee
I Only Use S Ar Ca Sm Periodically
Classic periodic table pun meets bold comic book style! This hilarious design spells out SARCASM with real element symbols (Sulphur, Argon, Calcium, Samarium) and declares "I only use it periodically." Perfect for science nerds, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who appreciates clever wordplay.
💡 Why You’ll Love It:
Eye-catching distressed comic book pop art design
Premium DTG print that lasts wash after wash
Soft, breathable unisex cotton fabric for all-day comfort
Guaranteed to spark laughs and conversation
🎁 Perfect For:
Science teachers, chemists & periodic table fans
Sarcastic friends & witty humor enthusiasts
Office gifts, birthdays, or chemistry nerds
🧼 Shirt Care:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: May cause eye-rolls, giggles, and spontaneous sarcasm.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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HOW TO MEASURE
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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