Mouths Don't Get Pregnant T-Shirt – Funny Adult Humor Tee

Cheeky Oral Sex Joke Design for Maximum Shock Value

This bold Mouths Don't Get Pregnant t-shirt delivers unapologetic adult humor with distressed green lettering and a suggestive illustration that leaves nothing to the imagination. Perfect for those who love crude jokes and turning heads.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-catching controversial graphic with distressed vintage styling
• Printed with high-quality DTG technology that lasts wash after wash
• Premium soft cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – great for guys and girls with a dirty sense of humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Adult humor lovers and fans of offensive jokes
• Bachelor parties, stag dos, or cheeky gifts
• Guys who enjoy crude one-liners and shock value

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design

Warning: May cause laughter, awkward stares, and conversations you can’t explain to your mum.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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