đ Mentally Gone Physically Present T-Shirt â Funny Goat Tee
Body Here, Brain on Vacation
This cheeky cartoon goat perfectly captures that "I'm here but not really here" vibe. With wild eyes, tongue hanging out, and bold comic lettering, this shirt is pure sarcastic gold. Ideal for introverts, daydreamers, and anyone who's mentally checked out while physically showing up.
đĄ Why Youâll Love It:
Relatable sarcastic humor with a hilarious goat illustration
High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
Premium soft cotton for all-day comfort
Unisex fit â great for men, women, and everyone in between
đ Perfect For:
Anyone who's "present but not really"
Fans of dark humor, sarcasm, and funny animal tees
Office workers, party people, or relatable gift ideas
Birthday gifts, white elephant, or everyday mood shirts
đ§ź Shirt Care:
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, head nods of recognition, and sudden urge to zone out.
⢠100% cotton ⢠Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester ⢠Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester ⢠Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester ⢠Fabric weight: 5.0â5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) ⢠Open-end yarn ⢠Tubular fabric ⢠Taped neck and shoulders ⢠Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem ⢠Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: ⢠Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. ⢠Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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HOW TO MEASURE
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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