🦉 Just Because I'm Awake Owl T-Shirt – Funny Morning Humor Tee
Coffee First. Productivity Later (Maybe Never)
Meet the ultimate night-owl energy in daylight form. This Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready To Do Things tee features a stylishly grumpy owl in a fedora, glasses, and bowtie, clutching his coffee like it’s life support and a book he’ll probably never open. Perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of existing without actually functioning.
💡 Why You’ll Love It:
Bold, humorous cartoon owl design that gets the point across instantly
Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
Unisex fit – ideal for night owls, coffee addicts, and the functionally exhausted
🎁 Perfect For:
Morning people haters
Coffee-first, questions-later humans
Students, remote workers, and anyone “technically awake”
Sarcastic gift for friends who need five more hours of sleep
🧼 Shirt Care:
Machine washable
Hang dry or tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: May cause nodding in solidarity, delayed productivity, and sudden coffee cravings.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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HOW TO MEASURE
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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