I Sleep Around Snail Tee

😏 I Sleep Around Tee

Different sofa every night. Same shell. No shame.

The I Sleep Around design is a soft little snail wearing its pillow like a badge of honour, caption doing the double-entendre work. It’s nap culture with a wink — not spicy, just honest about how many surfaces you can pass out on in a week. Perfect chest graphic for professional sleepers and anyone whose love language is horizontal.

💡 Why You'll Love It

• Soft cotton that feels like the nap you’re advertising
• DTG print keeps the snail, pillow, and lettering solid on white
• Unisex fit for couch hoppers, night-shift survivors, and weekend hibernators
• Clean floating graphic with maximum punchline, minimum clutter

🎁 Perfect For

• Friends who fall asleep on every sofa they visit
• Gifts for professional nappers and “five more minutes” people
• Anyone whose travel plans include finding the softest horizontal surface

🧼 Shirt Care

• Machine washable on a cool or warm cycle
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: may invite jokes. Lean into them. Then go for a lie-down.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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