Hippotenuse Funny Math Hippo Geometry Pun T-Shirt

🦛 Hippotenuse T-Shirt – Funny Math Hippo Pun Tee

Pythagoras Never Looked This Adorable

Meet the only hippo that belongs on a right triangle. This Hippotenuse tee turns geometry into a grin: a happy cartoon hippo stretched out along the hypotenuse, with classic Adjacent / Opposite labels and a bold arched title. Smart, silly, and instantly recognisable — the kind of shirt math people actually wear.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clean comic-book illustration with a sharp geometry pun
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – works for teachers, students, and pun collectors

🎁 Perfect For:

• Math teachers and geometry class
• Students who actually like the hypotenuse
• Pun lovers, science geeks, and quirky gift-givers

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause sudden Pythagoras recitations and extra credit in math class.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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