😩 Everything Hurts And I'm Dying T-Shirt – Dramatic Meme Tee
When Your Body Betrays You
Perfect for the over-dramatic, the slightly sore, or anyone who wakes up feeling 90. This cracked, distressed design screams Everything Hurts And I'm Dying in the most stylish way possible. Whether you're hungover, post-gym, or just dramatically aging, this tee is your new uniform.
💡 Why You’ll Love It:
Bold distressed typography with cracked paint and drip effects
High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
Premium soft cotton – breathable and comfy all day
Unisex relaxed fit – great for men, women & sarcastic humans
🎁 Perfect For:
Old souls, gym rats & hypochondriacs
Birthday gifts for friends turning 30+
Anyone who replies “I’m dying” to “How are you?”
🧼 Shirt Care:
Machine wash cold inside out
Tumble dry low or hang dry
Do not iron directly on the print
Warning: May cause excessive laughter and concerned looks from strangers.
• 100% cotton • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) • Open-end yarn • Tubular fabric • Taped neck and shoulders • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers: • Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. • Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
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HOW TO MEASURE
A Length
Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.
B Width
Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
C Sleeve length
Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.
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