Do Not Disturb Passed Out Food Coma Funny T-Shirt

😴 Do Not Disturb T-Shirt – Funny Passed Out Food Coma Tee

Official Warning: The Buffet Won. Do Not Approach.

This Do Not Disturb tee captures that sacred post-meal shutdown perfectly. A cartoon guy is fully horizontal, drooling, pants slightly defeated, next to an abandoned bowl and fork. One look and everyone knows: he’s not sleeping, he’s recovering. Wear it when you need the world to leave you the hell alone.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold comic-book illustration with instant “don’t even try it” energy
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton that feels as comfortable as a food coma
• Unisex fit – made for anyone who treats nap time as a contact sport

🎁 Perfect For:

• Professional nappers and Sunday roast survivors
• Anyone who disappears after dinner and reappears three hours later
• Gag gifts, lazy weekends, or “I’m not talking to anyone” days

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause people to whisper, tiptoe, or bring you more food instead of waking you.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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