🐸 Diddley Squat Frog T-Shirt – Funny Lazy Gym Pun Tee

The Only Squat I’m Doing Today Is Diddley!

Meet your new favourite excuse for skipping leg day. This cheeky cartoon frog king, complete with crown and steaming coffee, proudly declares he’s only doing Diddley Squat today. A hilarious play on words that’s guaranteed to get laughs at the gym, coffee shop, or couch.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium funny frog design with bold, eye-catching text
• High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Super soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – perfect for men, women, and everyone who hates squats

🎁 Perfect For:

• Gym dodgers and proud couch potatoes
• Coffee lovers with a sense of humour
• Funny gifts for friends, fitness fails, or Secret Santa

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and zero motivation to squat.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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