🐢 The Not So Fast Club T-Shirt – Funny Slow Animals Tee

Sloth, Tortoise, Koala & Snail Approved

Because rushing is overrated. This The Not So Fast Club t-shirt features a hilarious crew of slow-moving legends living their best chill life. Perfect for anyone who loves slow mornings, coffee, and zero hurry.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium cartoon design with sloth on coffee, tortoise, koala & speedy snail
• High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Unisex fit – great for men, women, and slowpokes of all kinds

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sloth lovers and slow living enthusiasts
• Funny birthday gifts, office humor, or lazy weekend wear
• Anyone who relates to “slow and steady”

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design

Warning: May cause extreme relaxation, uncontrollable smiling, and sudden urges to move slower.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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