😏 Thank You Captain Obvious T-Shirt – Sarcastic Comic Book Tee

State the Obvious in Style

Because some people just need a friendly reminder. This bold, distressed comic book explosion design features massive yellow "THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS" lettering with classic POW! and *duh* speech bubble – pure sarcastic perfection.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-catching retro comic book style with distressed texture and explosive effects
• Premium DTG printing for vibrant, long-lasting color
• Super soft, breathable cotton fabric for everyday wear
• Unisex fit – perfect for sarcasm enthusiasts of all kinds

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sarcastic friends and family who state the obvious
• Office humor, white elephant gifts, or everyday laughs
• Anyone who appreciates witty, conversation-starting tees

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause excessive eye-rolling, groans, and uncontrollable laughter.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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