Spitters Are Quitters Llama Tee

😏 Spitters Are Quitters Tee

Llama logic. Zero chill. Maximum spit.

The Spitters Are Quitters design is a smug llama with shades parked on its head, mid-spit, caption locked in place. It’s playground taunt energy dressed as animal attitude — loud, silly, and oddly motivational if your life motto is “finish what you started.” Wear it when you want strangers to smile before they’ve even read the punchline.

💡 Why You'll Love It

• Soft cotton that survives festival days and lazy Sundays
• DTG print keeps the llama, spit arc, and bold type solid
• Unisex fit for animal-pun people and chaotic good energy
• Big readable joke that works as a floating chest graphic

🎁 Perfect For

• Zoo trips, farm days, and “I collect weird animal tees” mates
• Anyone who refuses to quit halfway through a dare
• Gifts for friends who communicate primarily through memes

🧼 Shirt Care

• Machine washable on a cool or warm cycle
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: may encourage competitive spitball energy. Keep it metaphorical.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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