Relax We're All Crazy Sloth Tee

😏 Relax We're All Crazy T-Shirt – Funny Sloth Tee

Peace Sign Up. Competition Cancelled.

Life’s chaotic enough without a leaderboard. This Relax We're All Crazy / It's Not A Competition tee puts a smug peace-sign sloth front and centre with teal lettering that says the quiet part out loud. Chill humour, soft cotton, and zero interest in keeping up appearances.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Relatable sloth humour with a clean, wearable layout
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – suitable for anyone with a sharp sense of humour

🎁 Perfect For:

• Sloth lovers and professional overthinkers
• Birthday gifts that feel personal without being earnest
• Days when “fine” is doing a lot of heavy lifting

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May reduce unnecessary rivalry in group chats.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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