Rabid Raccoon T-Shirt - If I Ever Get Rabies Funny Tee

😏 Rabid Raccoon T-Shirt – If I Ever Get Rabies Funny Tee

Trash Panda Goes Full Feral!

This chaotic raccoon isn’t playing nice. With X eyes, a wild tongue, barbed wire, and the ultimate savage line “If I Ever Get Rabies You’re On My Bite List!”, this tee is pure unhinged comedy. Guaranteed to make people laugh, back away slowly, or ask for the story behind it.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, high-impact comic book style artwork
• Printed with premium DTG technology for vibrant, long-lasting color
• Super soft, breathable cotton that gets better with every wear
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone who loves dark humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Animal lovers with a twisted sense of humor
• Camping trips, Halloween, bachelor parties & gag gifts
• Friends who appreciate trash panda chaos and bitey vibes

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden rabies jokes, and mild fear of raccoons.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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