Places I Wont Be Going Today Funny T-Shirt

😏 Places I Won’t Be Going Today T-Shirt – Road Sign Humour

The Extra Mile. Above and Beyond. Outta My Way.

Motivational idioms, treated like real destinations you’re skipping. Places I Won’t Be Going Today stacks three weathered yellow road signs under a distressed header — Extra Mile, Above and Beyond, then the punchline Outta My Way. Peak anti-hustle energy.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Yellow road-sign comedy that pops without looking cheap
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – suitable for anyone with a sharp sense of humour

🎁 Perfect For:

• Anti-hustle wardrobes and Monday moods
• Office humour that stays printable
• Gifts for chronically unbothered friends

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May refuse to go the Extra Mile. Permanently.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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