Local Egg Dealer Funny Chicken T-Shirt

🥚 Local Egg Dealer T-Shirt – Funny Chicken Farm Pun Tee

Your Neighborhood Hen Has the Goods

Meet the most suspicious bird on the block. This Local Egg Dealer design features a confident hen standing proudly over her stash of eggs, ready to make a deal. Bold brush-lettering and classic comic-style illustration make this tee an instant classic for anyone who loves farm-fresh humor with a shady twist.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Clever “egg dealer” wordplay that always gets a double-take
• Printed with high-quality DTG technology for sharp, lasting detail
• Soft, breathable cotton that feels great all day
• Unisex fit – perfect for anyone with a wicked sense of humor

🎁 Perfect For:

• Farmers, chicken keepers & backyard egg sellers
• Fans of dark farm humor and animal puns
• Gag gifts, birthdays, or anyone who “deals” in eggs

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May attract suspicious glances from the neighbors… and requests for free samples.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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