Just Because I'm Awake Owl T-Shirt Funny Coffee Humor Tee

🦉 Just Because I'm Awake Owl T-Shirt – Funny Morning Humor Tee

Coffee First. Productivity Later (Maybe Never)

Meet the ultimate night-owl energy in daylight form. This Just Because I'm Awake Doesn't Mean I'm Ready To Do Things tee features a stylishly grumpy owl in a fedora, glasses, and bowtie, clutching his coffee like it’s life support and a book he’ll probably never open. Perfect for anyone who has mastered the art of existing without actually functioning.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, humorous cartoon owl design that gets the point across instantly
• Printed using high-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) technology
• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – ideal for night owls, coffee addicts, and the functionally exhausted

🎁 Perfect For:

• Morning people haters
• Coffee-first, questions-later humans
• Students, remote workers, and anyone “technically awake”
• Sarcastic gift for friends who need five more hours of sleep

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine washable
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause nodding in solidarity, delayed productivity, and sudden coffee cravings.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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