😎 Eat a Giant Bag of Dicks Unicorn T-Shirt – Savage Adult Humor

Zing! The Ultimate Roast Unicorn

This isn’t your average unicorn. This cocky, sunglass-wearing legend is here to deliver the ultimate burn with both middle fingers blazing. Featuring the legendary phrase “Eat a Giant Bag of Dicks” in bold retro style, this design is pure chaotic energy for people who don’t hold back.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-catching cartoon unicorn flipping the bird
• Bold, high-impact red starburst design
• Premium DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Soft, comfortable unisex fit for everyday wear

🎁 Perfect For:

• Roasts, bachelor parties & savage friends
• People with zero filter and maximum humor
• Offensive novelty gifts that always land

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, shocked reactions, and sudden social media fame.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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