Funny Cow Throat Punch T-Shirt | Rock Paper Scissors Tee

😆 Rock Paper Scissors Throat Punch Cow T-Shirt – Funny Tee

Cute Cow Wins with a Sneaky Throat Punch!

Rock, Paper, Scissors? Nah. This sassy cow with the leopard-print bow has a better move. Adorable cartoon style meets savage playground humor in one hilarious design that’s guaranteed to get laughs and double-takes.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, eye-catching comic book cow illustration
• Playful twist on classic rock-paper-scissors game
• Premium DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Super soft unisex cotton tee for everyday wear

🎁 Perfect For:

• People with a dark sense of humor
• Game night lovers and competitive friends
• Funny gifts, birthday presents, or casual wear
• Anyone who loves sarcastic animal designs

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the design

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and sudden game rule changes.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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