🐻 Dad Tax Bear T-Shirt – Funny "It's Not Poison" Tee

Making Sure Those Snacks Are Safe Since Forever

Every dad knows the sacred duty of the Dad Tax. This hilarious cartoon bear design shows him in full sunglasses mode, inspecting the slush and fries to ensure they're definitely not poison. A perfect relatable dad joke shirt that's guaranteed to get laughs at BBQs, family outings, or Father's Day.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Premium funny dad design with vibrant cartoon bear
• High-quality DTG print that lasts wash after wash
• Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend for everyday comfort
• Great conversation starter for dads everywhere

🎁 Perfect For:

• Fathers with a great sense of humor
• Family BBQs, Father's Day, birthdays & Christmas
• Anyone who pays the "Dad Tax" on snacks

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May result in kids hiding their snacks and uncontrollable dad laughter.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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