😏 But Did You Die? Skeleton T-Shirt – Funny Dark Humor Tee

Survive the Drama – Vintage Skeleton Emblem

When life throws everything at you and you’re still standing, this bold skeleton design hits different. Featuring a fierce mechanical skull with the classic comeback “BUT… DID YOU DIE?”, this distressed circular tee is perfect for dark humor lovers who’ve been through it all.

💡 Why You’ll Love It:

• Eye-catching vintage distressed emblem with mechanical details
• Printed using high-quality DTG technology for lasting vibrancy
• Premium soft cotton for all-day comfort
• Unisex fit – great for anyone who appreciates sarcastic wit

🎁 Perfect For:

• Dark humor & sarcasm enthusiasts
• Survivors of chaos, complainers, and meme lords
• Gifts for friends who exaggerate everything
• Casual wear, gym sessions, or party conversations

🧼 Shirt Care:

• Machine wash cold
• Hang dry or tumble dry low
• Do not iron directly on the print

Warning: May trigger eye-rolls, laughter, and “but did you die?” comebacks.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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